3 Kamchor Mil kay

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Eak Couple Date per

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

MaShaAllah, Funny SMS.

MaShaAllah

MaShaAllah

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Kuch Nahi Tusi Apna Apna Kaam Karo

O Meri Nazer Achaanak Sheeshe Tey Py Gayi C  ::)

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen.

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen

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Baqi 90% To Meri Personality Sey Hi Jal Jatay Hain,;-)

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Hahahaha

O teri Khair;

1 Aor Jall Gaya. 

Hajaj Bin Yousuf Kay Tabeeb Ki Tib ki Baaten.

Hajaj Bin Yousuf Ney Apney Dour Kay Mashhoor Tabeeb Sey

    FarMaish Ki Kay Mujhey Tib Ki Kuch Achi Baaten Bataen.

Tabeeb Ney Kaha:

1.) Ghoosht Sirf Jawaan Janwar Ka Khaao.

2.) Jab Dopaher Ka Khana Khaao To Thora Time So Jao Aor

Shaam Ka Khana Kha Kar Chalo Chahay Tumen Kanton Per 

Chalna Paray.

3.) Jab Tak Pait Ki Pehli Ghiza Hazam Na Karlo Doosra Khana 

Na Khaao,Bhalen Tumen 3 Din Ni Kyun Na Lag Jayen.

       4.) Jab Tak Baitul'Khala Na Jao Soney Kay Liye Bister Per Mat Jao.

    5.) Fruit Kay Naye Mousam Mein Phal Khaao,Jab Mousam Janey 

Lagay To Phal Khana Chhor Do.

   6.) Khana Kha Kar Paani Penay Sey Behtar Hai  Zeher Pee Lo Ya

Phir Khana Hi Na Khaao.