3 Kamchor Mil kay

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Eak Couple Date per

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

MaShaAllah, Funny SMS.

MaShaAllah

MaShaAllah

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Kuch Nahi Tusi Apna Apna Kaam Karo

O Meri Nazer Achaanak Sheeshe Tey Py Gayi C  ::)

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen.

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen

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Baqi 90% To Meri Personality Sey Hi Jal Jatay Hain,;-)

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Hahahaha

O teri Khair;

1 Aor Jall Gaya. 

Hajaj Bin Yousuf Kay Tabeeb Ki Tib ki Baaten.

Hajaj Bin Yousuf Ney Apney Dour Kay Mashhoor Tabeeb Sey

    FarMaish Ki Kay Mujhey Tib Ki Kuch Achi Baaten Bataen.

Tabeeb Ney Kaha:

1.) Ghoosht Sirf Jawaan Janwar Ka Khaao.

2.) Jab Dopaher Ka Khana Khaao To Thora Time So Jao Aor

Shaam Ka Khana Kha Kar Chalo Chahay Tumen Kanton Per 

Chalna Paray.

3.) Jab Tak Pait Ki Pehli Ghiza Hazam Na Karlo Doosra Khana 

Na Khaao,Bhalen Tumen 3 Din Ni Kyun Na Lag Jayen.

       4.) Jab Tak Baitul'Khala Na Jao Soney Kay Liye Bister Per Mat Jao.

    5.) Fruit Kay Naye Mousam Mein Phal Khaao,Jab Mousam Janey 

Lagay To Phal Khana Chhor Do.

   6.) Khana Kha Kar Paani Penay Sey Behtar Hai  Zeher Pee Lo Ya

Phir Khana Hi Na Khaao.

Payaari C Baat.

Har Namaz Kay Baad 3 Martaba Pehla Kalma Parho 

   Aor Yeh Dua Mango Kay Aey ALLAH Yeh Kalma

  Teray Paas Meri Amanat Hai Aor Maney Say 2

        Minute Pehlay Yeh Mujhey Lotaa Dena.

ALLAH Pak Kabhi Amanat Mein Khayanat Nahi Karta

Aor Yeh SMS Apkay Paas Bi Amanat Hai Sub Kay Sath

       Share Karen.

Nakaam Mohabbat Aor Kamyaab Karobar, Funny SMS,

Deedar ki Khatir Us Kay Mohalay mein Load ki Shop Khol li..

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Roz 1 Naya Shaks Uskay Number Per 100 Ka Load Karwa Jata Hai..

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Mohabbat To Na Chali ..

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Dukaan Chal Pari...:-P)

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  [   ]/

  / \   Nakaam Mohabbat KamyaabKarobar.

Funny Shadi SMS.

Har Admi Azaad Paida Hota Hai


Magar


In Mein Sey BohatSey Na- Shukray
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Shadi Kar Letay Hain.....:-)

Eak Larka Pee Kay Aya,Funny SMS.

1 Larka Pee Kar Aya,

Dad Sey Bachney Kay Liye Laptop Ley Kar Beth Gaya.

Dad:

Pee Kay Aya Hai Na??

Son:

Nahi To:-|

Dad:

kaminey, Phir Suitcase Khool Kar Kiya Kar Raha Hai.

Pathan Ney Larki Ko I Love U Kaha

Eak Pathan Ney Larki Ko I Love You Kaha,

Larki Ney Ussay Eak Thappar Mara Aor Kaha 

"Kia Bola"

Pathan (Rotey Howay) "Bahen Jab Suna He

Nahi To Maara Q....????

Doctor To Mareez.

Doctor:

Kiya Aap Har Waqt Haklatey Hain.?

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Mareez:

Nahi Sirf

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Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo

Bo Boltey Waqt..

Doctor:

Lakh Di Laanat:-)

Friend To Pathan.

Friend To Pathan:

Sir, Ka SMS Aaya Hai Kay Aaj Extra Class Hogi,

Kia Karoon?

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Pathan:

"Message Sending Faild Likh Kar bhej Dey...!!:pB-)

Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife.

Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife:

Sardar: 

Jaldi Pi, Thandi Ho Jaye Gi,

Wife:

Fer Ki Hoye Ga.

Sardar:

Anni Di Ay Rate list Waikh

"Hot Coffee Rs:15"

"Cold Coffee Rs:45"

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Usi Mein Estate Agency Bi Kholi.

Shop Kay Samney Tandur Bi Laga Liya.

Aor Shop Ka Name Rakha..

"Roti,Kapra Aor Makaan Sub Kuch Dey Ga Yeh Pathan".

Yeh Hota Hai Self Control.

Log Kuch Din CigeratPetay Hen.

Drink kartay Hen Aor Pgir Aadi Ho Jatay Hen.

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Hamen Dekho

Bachpan Sey Study Kar Rahay Hen,magar Aaj Tak

Aadi Nahi Huway.

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Ennu Kenday Ney "SELF CONTROL"

Dost Aor Love Mein Bohat bara Farq.

"Dost Aor Love Mein Bohat bara Farq"

(:..Love Kehta Hai Agar Tumen Kuch Ho

    Gaya To Main Jee nahi Paunga...

Jab kay

(:..Dost Kehta Hai Pagal Meray Hotay

    Howay Tujhey kuch Nahi Ho Sakta.

*I Love My All Sweet Friends*

Son To Sardar, Funny SMS.

Son To Sardar:

5+5 Kiney Honday Ney?

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Sardar:

Ulloo Day Patthey,

Khotay Day Puttar,

Idot,

Nalaiq Nakamay,

Tenu A V Nai Pata.

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Ja Dafa Ho Andron 

Calculator Ley Kay Aaa...

Yeh Jo Dost Mera Hai,Funny SMS.

Yeh Jo Dost Mera SMS Parhh Raha Hai....



"YA RAB"
Yeh Jahan Bhi Rahay
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INSAAN Ban Kar Rahey...


Ameen.......

Aik Din Aesa Hadsa Ho Gaya,Funny SMS.

Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa kay...

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Kiya Bataon...

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ALLAH Muaf Karay.

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Toba Toba

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Kay

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"Aap Kay Number Say Bi SMS Aa gaya"

Dasso!

Qayamat Diyan Nishaniyan.

Fitness Tip In Ramzan For All Peoples.

Wo Log Jo Fit Rehna Chahtay hen Un Sey 

Appeal Hai.

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Iftaar Aor Seher Kay Okaat Mein Apni Okaat Mein Rahen..,,:D

Shukriya....: