Funny Sms Collections, 5 Funny Sms.

1:
Mumtaz Eak Baat Suno Naraz Ho Kiya

                  Wah Wah Wah

Mumtaz Eak Baat Suno Naraz Ho Kiya

  Tum Itney ghoor sey parh rahay ho

         Tum Mumtaz Ho Kia????
             
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2:
Girl: Meray Abu ki Height itni lambi hai kay wo
chaltay fan ko hath sey rok letay hain.
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Boy: Meray Abu ki bi Height itni lambi hai lekin
wo chawlain nahe martay.:D :D

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3:
Sms Karney kay 4 Faydey Hen.
1:=Rishtay kamzor nahe hotay.
2:=Sab contact men rehtay hen.
3:=Apno sey dil ki baat keh saktay hen.
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Aur
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4:=Kon kon kanjoos hai yeh bhi pata chal jata hai.

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4:     Attention Please!!!
Ap Ney Kitni Dafa Logon kay Moun Say Suna Hoga,

"Chal Oye"

Aksar Log is ko kasrat say istamal kartay hain.
Magar Aj tak Bohat kam Musalman is ki History
jantay hain.
Hum bhi Aksar Auqat bila Cochey samjhey apni
Guftugu Mein Iska Istamal kartay hain aur Hamain
Andaza Bhi nahe hota kay hum kya Keh rahay hain.

Asal mein "Chal Oye" Farsi Zuban ka Word Hai aur
iss ka Matlab hai...
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"Chal Oyeee"

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5:
Pakistan Ki Nojwan Nasal kay Bigarney ki Waja???
Mobile??
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Media??
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Internet??
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Nahe Yaar,

10th, 11th, 12th Class ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen Hen ;-)

Achay sey Achay Bachay ko Ashiq Bana Deti Hen.

Example:-
Deedar ki Talab hai to Nazren Jamaye Rakh

                   "Galib"

Parda Jesa Bhi Ho,Sarakta Zaroor Hai.:-)

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