MaShaAllah, Funny SMS.

MaShaAllah

MaShaAllah

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Kuch Nahi Tusi Apna Apna Kaam Karo

O Meri Nazer Achaanak Sheeshe Tey Py Gayi C  ::)

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen.

Duniya Mein Sirf 10% Log Aag Sey Jaltey Hen

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Baqi 90% To Meri Personality Sey Hi Jal Jatay Hain,;-)

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Hahahaha

O teri Khair;

1 Aor Jall Gaya. 

Nakaam Mohabbat Aor Kamyaab Karobar, Funny SMS,

Deedar ki Khatir Us Kay Mohalay mein Load ki Shop Khol li..

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Roz 1 Naya Shaks Uskay Number Per 100 Ka Load Karwa Jata Hai..

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Mohabbat To Na Chali ..

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Dukaan Chal Pari...:-P)

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  / \   Nakaam Mohabbat KamyaabKarobar.

Funny Shadi SMS.

Har Admi Azaad Paida Hota Hai


Magar


In Mein Sey BohatSey Na- Shukray
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Shadi Kar Letay Hain.....:-)

Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife.

Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife:

Sardar: 

Jaldi Pi, Thandi Ho Jaye Gi,

Wife:

Fer Ki Hoye Ga.

Sardar:

Anni Di Ay Rate list Waikh

"Hot Coffee Rs:15"

"Cold Coffee Rs:45"

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Usi Mein Estate Agency Bi Kholi.

Shop Kay Samney Tandur Bi Laga Liya.

Aor Shop Ka Name Rakha..

"Roti,Kapra Aor Makaan Sub Kuch Dey Ga Yeh Pathan".

Yeh Hota Hai Self Control.

Log Kuch Din CigeratPetay Hen.

Drink kartay Hen Aor Pgir Aadi Ho Jatay Hen.

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Hamen Dekho

Bachpan Sey Study Kar Rahay Hen,magar Aaj Tak

Aadi Nahi Huway.

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Ennu Kenday Ney "SELF CONTROL"

Son To Sardar, Funny SMS.

Son To Sardar:

5+5 Kiney Honday Ney?

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Sardar:

Ulloo Day Patthey,

Khotay Day Puttar,

Idot,

Nalaiq Nakamay,

Tenu A V Nai Pata.

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Ja Dafa Ho Andron 

Calculator Ley Kay Aaa...

Yeh Jo Dost Mera Hai,Funny SMS.

Yeh Jo Dost Mera SMS Parhh Raha Hai....



"YA RAB"
Yeh Jahan Bhi Rahay
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INSAAN Ban Kar Rahey...


Ameen.......

Aik Din Aesa Hadsa Ho Gaya,Funny SMS.

Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa kay...

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Kiya Bataon...

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ALLAH Muaf Karay.

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Toba Toba

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Kay

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"Aap Kay Number Say Bi SMS Aa gaya"

Dasso!

Qayamat Diyan Nishaniyan.

Fitness Tip In Ramzan For All Peoples.

Wo Log Jo Fit Rehna Chahtay hen Un Sey 

Appeal Hai.

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Iftaar Aor Seher Kay Okaat Mein Apni Okaat Mein Rahen..,,:D

Shukriya....:

Ae Pakistaniyon! Funny SMS.

Ae Pakistaniyon !

Ab Seedhe Ho Jao Sudher Jao Warna Ab

Aashqi 2

Raaz 2

Murder 2

Jannat 2

Dabbang 2

Race 2

Kay Ba'ad

Kahin 

Aa Na Jaye

Zardari 2.....

Girls Ki Problem,Funny SMS.

Every Girl Problem.

Simple Boy Pasand Nahi,

Modren Boy Haan Nahi Karta,

Beautiful Milta Nahi,

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Aor

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<<==Ali==>> In Chakron Mein Parta Nahi.

Horror Good Night.

*Pankhay Sey Latakti Hui Laash.

*Almari Kay Peechay Jhankti Ultey Paon Wali Aurat.

*Khirki Sey Dekhni Hui Rooh.

*Bed Kay Neechay Bethi Hui Churail.

*Washroom Mein Chupa Huwa 4 Hathon Wala Admi.

*Kamray Mein Chaltay Phirtay Safed Chadar Mein Buzurg.

*Kamray Kay Bahir Sey Dekhta Huwa Sir Kata Chota Bacha.

*Koney Mein Beth Kar Roti Huwi Labme Balon Wali Burhya.

In Sub Ki Taraf Say Apko

Sweet Sa

Horror

"GOOD NIGHT"

Aaram Sey Sona........:-) 

Faraz English,Urdu&Arabic Mix Shair.

"Haza Ya Faraaza

 Aalu Matar Pyazaa

 Ya Rafeeqa Ya Ateeqa

 Koi sMs Na Kita

 What is This

   Tareeqa"

1 Machar Kahin Ja Raha Tha,Funny SMS.

1 Machar Kahin Urh Kar Ja Raha Tha.

Rastey Mein Zoor Ka Toofan Aa gaya.

Machar 1 Motay Sey Dharakht Sey Lipat Gaya.

Tofan Janey Kay Baad Machar Apna Paseena Saaf Kar Kay Bola:

Agar Aaj Main Na Hota To Yeh Darakht Gir Gaya Tha.........P

3 Pathans In Car,Funny SMS.

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car Kay Darwazay Band Honey Ki Waja Say Andar Hi
Phans Gaye Aur Socha Rahay Kay Car Sey Kaisay Nikla Jaye?

1st Pathan:
Yara Aisa Kartay Hen Kay Engine Kay Rastay Nikalney Ka Koshish Kartay Hain.

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2nd Pathan:
O Nahi Yara Digi Kay Rastay Nikaltay Hain.

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3rd Pathan:
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Jo Un Dono Ki Batain Sun Raha Tha

Bola:
Yaar Jo Bi Karna Hia Jaldy Karo

Barish Honay Wala Hai Aor Car Ki Chhat Bi Nahi Hai........!

1 Admi Ka Gala Kharab Tha,Funny SMS.

1 Admi Ka Gala Kharab Tha Wo Raat 3 Bajay

Doctor Kay Ghar Gaya.

Dard Ki Waja Sey Bohat Aahista Sey Bola:

Doctor Hai?

Uski Biwi Us'Sey Bhi Aahista Sey Boli:

Nahi Hai, Aajao:) 

Proposing A Girl With New Style 2013.

Boy To Girl.=.

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Aap Kay Paoon Bohat Khoobsurat Hain...

Girl.=.

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To Main kia Karoon?

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Boy.=.

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Kiya Yeh Paoon Meray Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Saktay Hain?

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Propose Karney Ka New Style Aor Wo Bhi 2013 Ka.

English Teacher To Student, Funny SMS.

English Teacher Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai?
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Main Nach Raha Hoon,
Tum Nach Rahay Ho,
Wo Nach Rahi Hai,
Ham Sab Nach Rahay Hain,
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Student:
Sir Yeh To Mujhey Koi "Perfect Kahjar Continous Tense"
Lagta Hai:>