English Teacher To Student, Funny SMS.

English Teacher Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai?
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Main Nach Raha Hoon,
Tum Nach Rahay Ho,
Wo Nach Rahi Hai,
Ham Sab Nach Rahay Hain,
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Student:
Sir Yeh To Mujhey Koi "Perfect Kahjar Continous Tense"
Lagta Hai:>

New Teacher To All Students

New Teacher To All Students:
Tell Me Your Name And Hobbies.

1:Boys:Hi... My Name Is Atif And My Hobby Is Watching
The Moon.

2:Hi My Name Is Kamran And My Hobby Is Watching
The Moon.

3:Hi My Name Is Imran And My Hobby Is Watching
The Moon.

Teacher:
Ooh All Boys Have Same Hobbies.

That,s Good.
That,s Good.

Now Girls Please...

1:Girls:Hi My Name Is Moon.And My Bobby Is To Open
5 Fingers And Saying "LAKHLANAT" To Each Of Them...P)

Professor To Student Funny Sms.

Professor To Student Funny Sms:
Aj Pehli Baar Tum Class Mein Baten Kar Rahey Ho Hamesha
Tum Nazren Jhuka Kay Meri Baaten Suntey Thay..
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Kya Hogaya Hai Tumen?
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Student:
Sir, Aaj Mera SMS Pachege Khatam Hogaya Hai..!!..:-P;-)

Teacher To K.G Class Student.

Teacher:
K.G Class Kay Bachay Say
"1 Say 10" Tak Ginti Sunao,

Main Apko KISS Karungi,,,

BACCHA:
Miss
"1 Say 100" Tak Ka Kya
Packege Hai...?;)

Teacher To Student.

Miss: Aj Tum Phir Late Aaye?
School 8 bajay Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

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Student:

Meri Jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo,Dost Shat
Kartay hain:-

Teacher To Student.

Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumen
2 din main sudhar deti.
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Student:
Main 2,3 din main abbu sey mashwara
kar kay ap ko batata hoob,,!

Funny Teacher And Student.

Miss: Samandar main Lemo ka Darakht Ho
to Tum kaisay Lemo Toro gay.?
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Student: Chirya Ban kay.
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Miss: Insan ko Chirya Tera Baap banaye ga?
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Student: To Samandar men darakht Teri Maa
Lagaye gi?