Teacher To Student.

Teacher:
Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumen
2 din main sudhar deti.
.
.
Student:
Main 2,3 din main abbu sey mashwara
kar kay ap ko batata hoob,,!

Funny Urdu Ghazals Collection

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Funny Sms In Urdu

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                                   Eak leaki 2nd larki sey,yer yeh smart aor handsome larka
                                                                 kesa hota hai???

                                        2nd larki: Kabhe time nikalo to Ali sey milwa dongi

                                 (:-)/    Pappu yer pani phenk Sms perhney wala
                                 <))     jal raha hai:-)
                                _/L       




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1 kawa molvi kay hath sey ghosht ley gaya molvi ney chila kar aesi baat kahi kay kawa ghabra kar ghosht
wapis dey gaya,

Molvi ney kaha:

"Salay subah elan kardon ga KAWA Halal hai."