Pathan Ney Larki Ko I Love U Kaha

Eak Pathan Ney Larki Ko I Love You Kaha,

Larki Ney Ussay Eak Thappar Mara Aor Kaha 

"Kia Bola"

Pathan (Rotey Howay) "Bahen Jab Suna He

Nahi To Maara Q....????

Friend To Pathan.

Friend To Pathan:

Sir, Ka SMS Aaya Hai Kay Aaj Extra Class Hogi,

Kia Karoon?

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Pathan:

"Message Sending Faild Likh Kar bhej Dey...!!:pB-)

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Pathan Ney Garment Shop Kholi.

Usi Mein Estate Agency Bi Kholi.

Shop Kay Samney Tandur Bi Laga Liya.

Aor Shop Ka Name Rakha..

"Roti,Kapra Aor Makaan Sub Kuch Dey Ga Yeh Pathan".

3 Pathans In Car,Funny SMS.

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car Kay Darwazay Band Honey Ki Waja Say Andar Hi
Phans Gaye Aur Socha Rahay Kay Car Sey Kaisay Nikla Jaye?

1st Pathan:
Yara Aisa Kartay Hen Kay Engine Kay Rastay Nikalney Ka Koshish Kartay Hain.

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2nd Pathan:
O Nahi Yara Digi Kay Rastay Nikaltay Hain.

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3rd Pathan:
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Jo Un Dono Ki Batain Sun Raha Tha

Bola:
Yaar Jo Bi Karna Hia Jaldy Karo

Barish Honay Wala Hai Aor Car Ki Chhat Bi Nahi Hai........!

Pathan To Two Sardars,Funny SMS.

1 Darya Kay Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Sey Darya Mein Dahi Daal
Rahay Thay..


Pathan Ney Dekha To Poochha: Yeh Kya Kar Rahay Ho...?


Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahey Hain.


Pathan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Per Lateefa Banatey Hain..
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Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga!:-)

Police Officer To Pathan, Funny Sms

Police Officer Pathan Say:
Tum Hum Ko Janta Nahi Hai Hum Yahan Ka D.S.P Hai.
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Pathan:
Tum DSP Hai To Hum M.P.W Hai Tameez Sey Baat Karo
Warna Acha Nahi Hoga!
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Police Officer:
Sorry Sir Par Yeh M.P.W Kia Hota Hai.?
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Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA.....

Hahahahahahahahaha

O Paa G Kadi Hass V Liya Karo?

3 Pathans On Bike.

3 Pathanon Ko 1 Bike Pay Dekh Kar Traffic
Police Ney Rukney Ka Ishara Kiya Pathan
Chalti Bike Per Sey Bola,
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Pagal Ho Gaya Hai kya?
Tu Kahan Baithey Ga.?

Pathan In USA.

Pathan USA Mein Tha,1 Building Mein Aag Lag Gayi,

Pathan Fire Fighter Sey: Tum Logon Ko Nechey Phainko Main
Catch Karon Ga.

Pehlay 1 Larka Aya
Phir 1 Larki
Phir 1 Admi
Phir Aurat

Pathan Sey Sab Ko Pakar Liya

Phir 1 Habshi Aya To Pathan Ney Chhor Diya Aor Bola,

O Kanjro Jheray Sarr Gaye Ney O Tey Na Sutto.....

Pathan In ATM.

ATM Main 1 Pathan dusray Pathan kay pichey
khara hans raha tha.

2nd Pathan: Haha mainney tera password dekh liya.

1st Wala: Kia Hai?

2nd Pathan: 4 Stars *****.

1st Hahaha Galat Hai 5683 Hai.

American Vs Pathan.

American Pathan sey:
Tumhen tairna ata hai?

Pathan: Nahe

American:Tum sey to Kutta Acha hai jo tair leta hai,
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Pathan: Gussey men.
Tumhen Tairna ata hai??

American: Yes
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Pathan: Phir Tum men aor Kuttey mein kia faraq hai....

(,"),',
/):) wah Khan wah
 // Aj tay Dil Khush kar ditta Ee.....................?

Pathan SmS

Pathan in police station: Ye tasveeren kin logo ki hain?

Police: Criminals ki jinko griftar karna hai.

Pathan: To jahan khenchi thi wahi pakar letey......'-P

Pathan SmS

       Pathan : Shirt kay Liye Kapra Dikao

       Salesman: Plain Mein Dikhaun Sir?

       Pathan : Nahe Helicopter Mein Dikhao Khabees Bacha
       Jidar Pathan Dekha Udhar Mazak Shuru.!

Pathan Sms

Larki:
Tum Meray Sapno Mein,Khawabo Mein,Jazbaton Mein Rehtay Ho
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Pathan:
Baji Tumko Kisi Ney Bewaqoof Banaya Hai,Hum To Peshawar Mein Rehta Hai;)

Funny Sheikh SmS & Pathan Best SmS

Faqeer:
            5 Rupay Ka Swaal Hai Baba
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Sheikh:
           Acha Chalo Poocho Swaal Shahid Muje Jawab Aata Ho....!