Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife.

Sardar In Coffee Shop With Wife:

Sardar: 

Jaldi Pi, Thandi Ho Jaye Gi,

Wife:

Fer Ki Hoye Ga.

Sardar:

Anni Di Ay Rate list Waikh

"Hot Coffee Rs:15"

"Cold Coffee Rs:45"

A Sardar Introduces His Faimly,Lets See.

Ey Meri BV
Google Kaur,
Ik Sawal Pucho 10 Jawab Day Gi.
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Mera Puttar
Facebook Singh,
Ghar Diyan Gallan Pooray Muhallay Nu Dasda Phirda.
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Aay Meri Beti
Twitter Kaur,
Sara Mohallah Enu Follow Karda.
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Tey Main Aan
Smart Phone Singh
Kamman Wich Phurtian Par Shaam Tak Battery Farigh.

Pathan To Two Sardars,Funny SMS.

1 Darya Kay Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Sey Darya Mein Dahi Daal
Rahay Thay..


Pathan Ney Dekha To Poochha: Yeh Kya Kar Rahay Ho...?


Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahey Hain.


Pathan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Per Lateefa Banatey Hain..
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Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga!:-)

Teacher To Sardar.

Miss:
15 Fruits Kay Naam Batao..?

Sardar:
Ik Apple.

Miss:
Shabash.

Sardar:
Tay Ik Mango.

Miss:
Aor

Sardar:
Tay Ik Strabury.

Miss:
Very Good Aor.



Sardar:
Tay Darjan Maltay....

Funny Sardar.

Sardar ney masjid sey Juti chori ki.

Molvi:Enay Juti Chuki ae edi "Tind" Karo.

Sardar: Ik Pair wapis ley lo tey Foji cutting
kar deo.

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar Calls Wife:
Main Ghar Nai Sakda,Car Da Handle,Gear Tay Break Chori ho
Gaye ney.

After Sometimes Sardar Calls Again:
Aaa Riya Waan Pehlay Pichli Seat Tay Beh Gaya C :)

Sardar Sms Funny

Teacher:
10 fruits k naam batao...

Sardar:
Ik amrood,
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Teacher:shabash
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Tey 1 saib,
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Teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey;;)

Funny Sardar Sms

1 Sardar hospital ka bahir ro raha tha kisi ney pocha kyun ro rahay ho?????

Sardar: 10 saal baad putar paida hoya ,

O V
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Nikka Jeya....!-)